I Own All of These Things

November 13th, 2009  |  by  |  Published in Miscellany  |  1 Comment

Because there are an infinite number of Websites, there is, of course, the “Top 5 Worst Baby Shower Gifts.”

My favorite: the peepee teepee.

The one I wished I was shocked existed: baby high heels.

The one I actually owned (blame the ex): the baby-wipe warmer.

Anyone out there have stuff that should have made the list, I’m all ears.


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  1. Taylor says:

    November 13th, 2009at 2:10 pm(#)

    Haha, thanks for the link. If you ever make a Top 5 Best Baby Shower Gifts list we hope you’ll keep us in mind. ;)

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