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Michael Jackson Porn Video

March 26th, 2010  |  by  |  Published in Dad Video, Video, Video  |  5 Comments

In honor of this week’s Tantrum, I give you: Michael Jackson, Macaulay Culkin (plus various other angelic-looking blonde children), and … cream pies.

The real question is, would you let Michael Jackson take your crotchfruit to Per Se?

LEGAL-EVIDENCE QUOTE FROM MICHAEL: “I just loved it. It could have gone on and on as far as I cared.”


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  1. La Coccinelle says:

    March 26th, 2010at 11:44 am(#)

    The acceptance the general public continues to show to this nut-cake really shows to you how unimportant child safety is to folks out there.

    If TV is GOD, then I guess a pop culture idol can be a flagrant pedophile and continue to act with impunity. I for one am glad he’s dead, and I would ram my binary foot up the ass of anyone who comes to his defense.

  2. dadwagon says:

    March 26th, 2010at 11:51 am(#)

    Quick question, La Coccinelle–what’s a binary foot? –Theodore.

  3. La Coccinelle says:

    March 26th, 2010at 12:35 pm(#)

    Binary foot aka 01100110011011110110111101110100 tends to push through regular computer screens, much to the amusement, or dismay of some…and it has great reach.

    Most wont take two steps before it firmly lodges itself inside their rectum.

  4. dadwagon says:

    March 26th, 2010at 1:32 pm(#)

    La Coccinelle–that is clearly the most amusing thing that will happen to me all day. Much appreciated.–Theodore.

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