About Theodore
Theodore Ross is an editor of Harper’s Magazine. His writing has appeared in Harper’s, Saveur, Tin House, the Mississippi Review, and (of course), the Vietnam News. He grew up in New York City by way of Gulfport, MS, and as a teen played the evil Nazi, Toht, in Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation. He lives with his son, J.P. in Brooklyn, and is currently working on a book about Crypto-Jews.
When juice came to box, I thought I’d vote to “NAMBLA Torpedos!”(ewwww) , but checking with the ex-wife just seems… I don’t know… right.
Disappointment. –Theodore.