A Blow to My Ego

please-postSasha has entered that wonderful phase where she’s learning new words at an impressive rate. Over the weekend, she started saying “Please!” and accompanying the word with the ASL sign as well. She knows where her head, eyes, nose, mouth, feet and belly are—in both English and Chinese. She can tell apples from oranges, most of the time.

But in the last few days I’ve been trying to teach her some of the less-important body parts, like the knees, elbows and butt. And I’ve been failing. Granted, I haven’t made a very concerted effort here, but when I see how quickly she picks up other things (she learned “Please!” from the Baby Signing Time videos), it drives home the failure that much harder.

Plus, I realized, a lot of the words she already knows she learned from other people, and not just my wife and our former nannies. She’s learning things … at school! Which is supposed to be good, right? And it is good, but it’s hard to let go of being her prime source of knowledge about the world.

That said, I know there are things I’m teaching her, whether intentionally or by accident, that she definitely won’t get in school. If she thinks of her toes as “piggies,” it’s because of me. If her idea of comedy is to put unusual objects on her head, I’m responsible.

But of course, I can’t just let this all happen naturally. I want to game the system, and focus my efforts on teaching her things the schools never will. Like science, and history, and math. Okay, that’ll come later, but right now there have got to be words and concepts she’ll never be exposed to at the bilingual Preschool of America. But what the hell are they?

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Matt Gross writes about travel and food for the New York Times, Saveur, Gourmet, and Afar, where he is a Contributing Writer. When he’s not on the road, he’s with his wife, Jean, and daughter, Sasha, in Boerum Hill, Brooklyn.

2 thoughts on “A Blow to My Ego

  1. My son is going to think his name is “bubbuh baby” the way we interchange the two and don’t use his name nearly enough. I’m also setting a dangerous scenario for myself by continuing to enunciate the word “pooooop” to him, merely because he loves to see it done. He also likes “mama” enunciated well, so I should shift to that full time to avoid the fight that will come from his first word being “poop”.

    He’s only eight weeks old though, and not at the stage where I necessarily need to be using my terrible spanish on him so he can be nearly/badly bilingual. I can’t wait to get there though.

    Drew

  2. Oddly enough, we’ve been crooning “Poooooop!” to Sasha for most of her life—in context—and I still don’t think she quite gets it. I keep waiting for her to come up to me and announce a diaper change with a hearty “Poop!” But not yet!

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