What would I do without the Internet? I can’t think of anything* that gives me more joy on a daily—nay, hourly—basis than the series of tubes that brought me face to face with “Shit My Kids Ruined,” a Tumblr blog that presents photos of broken shit along with pithy, funny, instantly recognizable lines about how it got wrecked.

This would be my son and his giant stuffed banana.  he felt the need to rip it open then drive big bulldozers thru the stuffing.  try cleaning that up!

New tub of Desitin + new tub of Vaseline + new container of powder+ extra long “nap”= reminder to get a tubal ligation

This is a hole in my ceiling that my 3 year-old made by turning the upstairs bathroom in to a swimming pool.

Anyway, enjoy. I know I did.

[*”Anything” does not, of course, include my wife and child, who bring me much joy and would kill me if I did not mention that fact.]