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Dad + Gadget = Fail, Crib Edition

July 20th, 2010  |  by  |  Published in Dad + Gadget = Fail  |  4 Comments

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Preparing for the Upcoming (which is what I’ve decided to call my daughter until she is born) is, as most parents know, a bummer. Shopping, planning, nesting, preparing said nest for nesting, is no fun. Perhaps my girlfriend (and definitely my mother) would disagree, but that’s where I am on the issue. It’s time-consuming, murderously boring, and devastatingly expensive.

So I’ll take any help that I can get. For example, the other day I was visiting a friend’s house and he told me that someone in his building had just put a crib outside to be thrown away. Kid had just moved into the toddler bed and they didn’t need it anymore.

I went outside side, and luck of luck, the crib was in excellent condition, all the pieces there, hardware in a plastic bag, paint still intact, nothing wobbly. Yahtzee! I just saved myself several hundred bucks and god only knows how many hours of shopping. I threw the thing in my car, took it home, dumped it in my bedroom, and there it has sat ever since, waiting for me to put it together.

Without instructions.

Now, I’m not entirely clueless when it comes to things around the house. I can change a light fixture, install a ceiling fan, do a bit of basic carpentry, but I am far from handy, and the site of this crib, in pieces, waiting for me, daring me to put her together on my own, has rendered me inert.

Perhaps, in a better world, the real Dad–the one with the workshop out back, the one who lives on planet Suburbia and has all those neat power tools–will come along and tell me how to put the fucker together. Until then, I will procrastinate.


Responses

  1. greg from daddytypes says:

    July 20th, 2010at 10:44 am(#)

    1. check to see it isn’t recalled.
    2. while you’re checking that, find the instructions for the model online.
    3. a crib that needs power tools to assemble should really be questioned.

  2. gregor says:

    July 20th, 2010at 12:41 pm(#)

    Come on man pull yourself together and get on the googles.

  3. beta dad says:

    July 20th, 2010at 12:48 pm(#)

    I must respectfully disagree with Greg. Any job that can be done with hand tools can be done better with power tools. This is a perfect opportunity to stock up on nail guns and table saws.

  4. Matt Gross says:

    July 20th, 2010at 1:31 pm(#)

    I think this is a good opportunity to teach the unborn infant (and maybe JP, too?) the joys of duct tape.

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