MILF: The Other Side of the Story

October 14th, 2010  |  by  |  Published in Uncategorized

Passed along by Alex Smith, the beared rockfather behind Flaming Pablum, here’s a music video from Astronomical Kid highlighting the terrible costs paid by possessive pseudo-sexual adolescent boys who happen to have hot moms.

The second verse gets right to it:

I don’t understand why these dudes just looking at her
Like they never seen a beautiful black woman
She just happens to be
The one who birthed me
The one who burped me
The one who nursed me
..
Don’t ask for her number, no you can’t have it
And if you ever do, then we gonna be goin’ at it

Not the best rap song ever (I like Astronomical Kid’s freestyle better), but if Smith says watch something, I usually do.


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