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Halloween Horror

October 28th, 2010  |  by  |  Published in Uncategorized  |  3 Comments

gayvlub-elmoTerrifying, indeed, this slideshow unearthed and sent around by Alex Smith: Horrifying Sesame Street Halloween Costumes.

Yes, we’ve had our fun with Bert, KermitElmo and Katy Perry’s dirty pillows on this blog, but there is nothing funny about adults trying to dress like a muppet and failing, or, like this person, just fornicating all over the entire concept of muppetry.

But the images I will be discussing most with my therapist, if I ever get one, will be the ones involving Bert and Ernie. Crotchy Elmo is just the tip of the terror.


  1. Jack says:

    October 28th, 2010at 6:54 pm(#)

    And now I must bleach my eyes.

  2. Didactic Pirate says:

    October 29th, 2010at 1:58 am(#)

    Gah! Unsee! Unsee!

  3. Nathan says:

    October 29th, 2010at 12:06 pm(#)

    Ha. Too late, suckers. Elmo-thong is now a meme in your brain. Only time can heal something like that.

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