Wait, so the key to our longevity is frequent sex with our wives and only our wives? Am I the only noticing the HUGE imbalance of power? They could kill us anytime we cease being useful. I for one am moving every stick of furniture and killing every bug. This is no time to take chances.
"When we met my dad at Starbucks he said I couldn’t play with his laptop but I forgot. He also said don’t fool around with his phone but I think I FaceTimed Australia. My dad sighed and published a short piece on Medium about the challenges of raising kids in the digital age."