Matt, I’m sorry for my lame attempt at sarcasm. We’re all obviously up to our necks with the various gods and their earthly requirements.
Now if we can stop Obamacare, and its provisions for illegal immigrants to be paid handsomely to come across the border and unplug all of our coma ladies, it really will be the most wonderful time of the year!
"When we met my dad at Starbucks he said I couldn’t play with his laptop but I forgot. He also said don’t fool around with his phone but I think I FaceTimed Australia. My dad sighed and published a short piece on Medium about the challenges of raising kids in the digital age."