I, Newbie

December 6th, 2010  |  by  |  Published in Miscellany  |  8 Comments

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I’m also, like my fellow Wagoneers, a real-life professional journalist, currently embedded in the digital newsroom at ABC News. In a previous life I launched and ran Newsweek’s defunct daddy blog “I, Breeder” for a little while. I’ve also written—mostly about non-daddy stuff—for Rolling Stone, People, the New York Times, Slate.com and others.

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  1. rt says:

    December 6th, 2010at 3:05 pm(#)

    awesome. I used to enjoy reading “I, Breeder” and was disappointed when it ended. Great to see you landed somewhere.

  2. Jack says:

    December 6th, 2010at 3:29 pm(#)

    Another daddy blogger to follow…..welcome.

  3. beta dad says:

    December 6th, 2010at 4:52 pm(#)

    Welcome! I just looked at your final mr.nice guy post and realized I had read it right about the time I started blogging. I thought it was a shame that you were hanging it up since that was about the funniest dad blog post I had read up to that point. The hands-down-the-pants story has haunted me ever since.

    I’m glad I’ll have a chance to read your stuff again!

  4. beta dad says:

    December 6th, 2010at 4:53 pm(#)

    Oops. I guess it was your penultimate post that I thought was so funny.

  5. BHJ says:

    December 7th, 2010at 2:46 pm(#)


  6. Christopher says:

    December 7th, 2010at 3:23 pm(#)

    If you’re Ronnie Wood, does that make me Brian Jones? Ulp.

    I’ll just go sit by the pool and think about this.

  7. SCOTTSTEV says:

    December 8th, 2010at 10:44 am(#)

    My goodness. I read your takedown of Armin Brott. Judging from the preppy shirt on the cover, I was expecting something from 1986 or so. I was blown away that someone could imagine that “Offer to Carry her bags,” was useful advice in 1995.

  8. Brenda says:

    December 9th, 2010at 2:10 pm(#)

    Wow, is it really MNG? Seriously excited!

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