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December 7th, 2010  |  by  |  Published in Miscellany  |  2 Comments

When I look at this, I see a single-dad Lysol trying to take care of three child-Lysols who all have runny noses and won't eat.

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quote Dan Savage: it gets better. Apparently the, um, theme of this branded Twitter hen party is “Tips for Healthy Babies.” Because nothing says “infant health” like huffing vast quantities of benzalkonium chloride.

Here’s the press release:

In celebration of the TwitterMoms and Lysol Blogging Program, we are hosting a “Tips for Healthy Babies” Twitter Party on December 7th to talk about tips for raising healthy babies! We will be sharing tips and advice for new moms, all brought to you by our sponsor, Lysol.

Date: Tuesday, December 7th, 2010
Time: 4-5pm PST/ 7-8pm EST
Hashtag: #LysolMoms
Sponsor: Lysol
Host: @twittermoms
Co-Host: @goodgirlgonered
Questions: alysha@twittermoms.com

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healthy babies is to keep your house clean! Amiright? But how, TwitterMoms? Oh, if only there were some product to help us keep our homes spotless and our babies germ-free. Also, I need something to spray on all these lead toys from China in order to make them healthy again!

We are giving away lots of great prizes!

Golly, I hope some of those prizes will help keep my kitchen shiny and my husband faithful!

Two things you MUST do to make the event work for everyone:

1. To view discussions and comments you must set up a #LysolMoms search onsearch.twitter.com or on your twitter client (e.g. TweetDeck, Twirl, Hootsuite or Tweetgrid)

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  1. Joe says:

    January 19th, 2011at 10:33 pm(#)

    Now I don’t know anything about babies, except that one is going to come out of my wife soon, but from what I can gather, bleach and babies go together about as well as bleach and any other miniature form of life. I’m not sure what the details are, but I think it’s frowned on. Is it just an old wives’ tale? Is it something my wife just made up? Does Lysol know about it too, and now Lysol is working up a propaganda campaign to bring back baby bleaching? To be honest, I don’t know. I just think the whole thing smells fishy. Rather, it all smells perfectly sanitary. A little TOO sanitary…

  2. Nathan says:

    January 19th, 2011at 10:52 pm(#)

    Yes, suspiciously sanitary. Of course, my babies just emit a faint, pleasing lemony odor. So maybe I’m a #LysolMom too.

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