Please Don’t Be All You Can Be
December 14th, 2010 | by Theodore | Published in Link Bait | 1 Comment
Not that I really have anything for or against the military, but I am concerned that if they start making any more videos like the one below, which I found via the cheery folks at Gawker, JP might just join. But I’ll let you decide. With no further ado, I give you Count Spirochete, a vampire that eats your penis if you have unprotected sex:
