DadWagon's new favorite babymama

Listen, we know there were important things going on last week. We had to report on Russian babies being swung (this week we were even invited on Irish radio to talk about it). But we longed to get back to the heart of what DadWagon is all about: poop. To be more exact:

• pig shit
• big girl shit
• abusive force-your-kid-to-shit-themselves shit
• your toddler really likes time-out shit
• so instead you took her to a bar shit

Also, we had some comings and goings. Matt got back from Vegas, Theodore headed off to Israel (where he missed his half-Jewish kids and tried hard not to offend a family of Jews he assumed were racists). Nathan should have been in Moscow, but was very glad he wasn’t. Besides, it snowed like Siberia here anyway.

Also: Nathan got offended by the idea of $31,000 preschool and also by trashy pregnancy pictures.

That was the week that was. We will have ourselves the weekend that we’re gonna have, and then see you on the kind of Monday that next Monday will be.