Actual Matt and Nathan photos (you decide who is who)

I don’t really have anything to say about either one of these two and their fine and well-considered bitch-fests posts from earlier in the day.

But I couldn’t resist making a crude joke at their expense. That’s why I have a blog, ladies and gentlemen: as an excuse to post Google image photos that I found by searching for “sex offenders.”

But because I am expected to do some actual blogging on this here blog, I will leave you folks with this tidbit of absurdity from our corporate subsidiary, Babble: There is a family by the name of McGhee. They had six babies all at once! They scored big on Oprah!

That’s all I have to say!