Cock-a-Doodle-Don’t!

September 2nd, 2011  |  by  |  Published in Uncategorized  |  2 Comments

So, for various reasons, I woke up naked in bed this morning. Jean and Sasha were already awake when I groggily pulled away the covers and stepped onto the floor. Just then, in bounded Sasha, who took one look at me, pointed at my penis, and started laughing. And laughing. And laughing.

I stumbled quickly away, into the bathroom, and as I peed I could hear her cackling uproariously in the bedroom. Luckily, the old bathrobe I stole from the Peninsula Hotel in Bangkok was hanging on the door, so I could hide my nakedness from my daughter—who, when I walked back to the bedroom, clad in the raiments of civilization, immediately pointed and shouted, “Daddy’s dress!”

Good morning. Have a happy Labor Day. See you next week.


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  1. Short Order Dad says:

    September 14th, 2011at 11:18 am(#)

    Good one. Thought you might appreciate my experience…
    http://shortorderdad.com/?p=1295

    Rob

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