Sure Sign You Are Failing As A Father

JP went to school today in skinny jeans. Which I bought. From Old Navy.

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Theodore Ross is an editor of Harper’s Magazine. His writing has appeared in Harper’s, Saveur, Tin House, the Mississippi Review, and (of course), the Vietnam News. He grew up in New York City by way of Gulfport, MS, and as a teen played the evil Nazi, Toht, in Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation. He lives with his son, J.P. in Brooklyn, and is currently working on a book about Crypto-Jews.

3 thoughts on “Sure Sign You Are Failing As A Father

  1. I was recently tricked into buying jeggings for my children, they were thrown into the cart while I was looking at toy cars or something else cool. Jeggings make skinny jeans look like parachute pants(I think I just dated myself). I refuse to dress my kids in jeggings but I am too embarrassed to return them.

  2. leggings with styling meant to imitate jeans (contrast seam stitching, rivets, a fly (fake), butt patch pockets (also fake), denim-esque fabric). They are VERY VERY TIGHT and revealing. slut wear, really.

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