Greed is Good
December 20th, 2011 | by Nathan | Published in Bad Dads We Love | 3 Comments
Dear Readers: To celebrate the avarice of children and the holiday season, we are calling for you to submit your own Dear Santa letters (you can send them to tips@dadwagon.com). Give us a first name and a hometown and we’ll be sure Santa knows all about how good/greedy your children are. I’m kicking it off with my own daughter’s missive (spoiler: she’s been pretty good, but she’s not getting all of that).
December 20th, 2011at 1:37 pm(#)
LOL, I love when you guys crack me up in the middle of my work day. Dude, that is NOTHING. I wish I could post my sweet, greedy daughter’s greedy little list, but I literally put it in the mailbox. (I wonder what the post office does with all those non-stamped letters to the north pole…) Anyway, there were no fewer than 10 things in that letter, and after reading it, I told her she’d better let him know what her Top Three items are, because, “you know, Santa doesn’t bring EVERYTHING….”
December 21st, 2011at 7:33 am(#)
All my 5 year old wants is more bus timetables…
December 21st, 2011at 12:59 pm(#)
@Jill: Ten items seems pretty ambitious. Maybe she’s really been an awesome girl this year?
@Ian: How Dickensian.