DADWAGON

(Guest contributor Gabe Soria, whose son does not look much like him at all, continues his posting this week. Read more about Gabe here.)
A pearl of parenting wisdom, imparted upon yours truly in a Greenwich Village bar by (pardon the name drop) Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead: “Having a hangover makes all of your middle-class pretensions [...]

As evidenced by this earlier post, I am both repulsed and fascinated by abnormally talented children. The fascinated part is easy to explain: a kid who can hit a three-pointer at 3 years old is pretty amazing. A genetic freak, perhaps, but amazing nonetheless. The repulsive part usually comes back to the parent. In most [...]

Presented largely without comment, for those of you who haven’t seen it yet: elementary school kids slurring their way through Scarface.
As with all the important stories, TMZ has breaking news about it.

You gotta hand it to this Arizona dad. His daughter, 27, got dropped off at home at 1:30 a.m. by her ex-boyfriend. The ex then started choking the girl (always bad form when dropping off a date), and in the process woke up Dad.
Bad idea.
From his second-story window, Dad fired a warning shot. When that [...]