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This week, we didn’t just play to type. Each of us actually spent most of the week writing mostly about the exact same shit we’ve written about before. Theodore couldn’t dismount from his ongoing obsession with what racist people call “rice fever” and what Theodore calls “dating.” Did you know that Asian Jews are the [...]

The irony, of course, of this week is that we didn’t write nearly as much as we usually do, and for that laziness/impertinence/vitiligo we were reward with lots ‘n’ lots of readers, who came from all over the world to look at pictures of Russian women freediving, frolicking, and, of course, swinging babies over their [...]

Here at DadWagon HQ, we have a row of tidy young men, sitting in cubicles, armed with ACCUSPLIT AL608 Finger Hold Tally Counters, counting each one of you as you walk in our digital door. These young men tell us this morning that new readers have been showing up here at DadWagon ever since we blew [...]

Oh, children, children, children. It was a fine day at DadWagon HQ yesterday, what with the notices Nathan’s post on baby swinging received in the corrupt mainstream media (please see: here, here, and here). Perhaps someone will want to make honest men out of us. But it occurs to me that DadWagon’s best reader responses [...]