South American Vomit Car

July 21st, 2010 by Matt | 1 Comment

From some guy who writes for some paper comes this harrowing tale of semi-public transportation along the South American highways—what happens when, in a shared minivan, a little boy says, “Mommy, I’m going to throw up.”
Mom groggily tried to roll down the half-open window, but rolled it up instead. In the nick of time, she [...]


What Almost Made Me Cry Today: You

May 26th, 2010 by Matt | 4 Comments

As any blogger knows, developing a relationship with one’s readers is vital. At the same time, going through the comments that readers post can be harrowing. Under cloak of Internet anonymity, will they go for your jugular? Or just your balls? Will they praise the post you put together, half hung over, one morning while [...]


Welcome, Frugal Traveler Fans

May 24th, 2010 by Nathan | 1 Comment

Just like you, we here at DadWagon (who have toiled alongside Matt Gross, aka the Frugal Traveler, these long months) have also been happily following Matt’s career. We four DadWagon writers are paid only in pixie dust and sexual favors [ed. note: speak for yourself], so we are glad that Matt has a robust for-money [...]


Bad Dads We Love: No, Matt, we must not hire serial killers as baby-sitters

April 14th, 2010 by Theodore | 7 Comments

See here’s the thing about Matt that most of you don’t know — he’s fucking crazy. And no, I’m not talking about his drinking-with-child proclivities, or the fact when you say to him “Asian Market,” he sees “a romance … a festive, rainbow spirit” and not salmonella. No, I’m talking about the danger he’s willing [...]


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