June 28th, 2011 by Matt | 3 Comments
Not long ago, I wrote a little about how much I hate “Dora the Explorer,” which was becoming Sasha’s favorite TV show. As I said back in May: Backpack, backpack. Backpack, backpack. Backpack, backpack. Backpack, backpack. Backpack, backpack. Backpack, backpack. Backpack, backpack. But recently, I’ve learned that “Dora” has its uses. Namely, when trying to get [...]
May 3rd, 2011 by Matt | 14 Comments
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November 29th, 2010 by Nathan | 4 Comments
Murder is up in New York, as is drinking until you end up in the hospital. And in my household, toddler gun violence is at an all time high. Of course, it’s simulated violence. Like the Dagestani warlord whose son’s wedding ended up on Wikileaks, I only let my child play with a gold-plated pistol: [...]
August 25th, 2010 by Matt | 16 Comments
Speaking of solipsistic television personalities, I have a confession to make: My daughter, Sasha, despite all my efforts to keep her unaware of his existence, has fallen in love with Elmo. This actually began several months ago. We’d be walking down a street and pass a toy store, and she’d see him in the window, [...]