December 21st, 2010 by Matt | 4 Comments
First, please watch the video: Now, please tell me how to respond to it. I say this because, as a blogger tasked with providing superficially insightful commentary on the e-mailed-around links o’ the day, I’ve been trying to figure out what to write about this child. Other bloggers have said things like “This is why [...]
December 13th, 2010 by Brian | No Comments
Hi there. I promise I’ll actually do some, like, real writing here soon. Soon! Later today even! But first you have to see this awesomeness: SexyBandz!! Just in time for Christmas! The scene: two hot young coeds—we know this because they are on a campus somewhere—talk breathlessly over excellent third-rate porno music about the “new [...]
December 3rd, 2010 by Theodore | 3 Comments
The Hairpin posted this very funny video. Check it out below (and run it through Bennyhillifier.com for even more hilarity): All well and good–frippery of this nature is what the Internet was created for. What’s more, it’s nice to see something out there that is both cute and funny, doesn’t include cats (not that I [...]
November 17th, 2010 by Alex | 11 Comments
On Monday, Nathan let the cat out of the bag and outed me as something of a fatuous music geek. Why fight it? Guilty as charged, your honor. As such, herewith one of those lists that we insufferably self-appointed music knowitalls love to come up with (y’know, in lieu of creating anything genuinely original, forging [...]