You Dropped Food? Check this Flowchart

January 26th, 2010  |  by  |  Published in Actual Advice  |  2 Comments

Pure genius from the Foodie Blog at SF Weekly, passed on by the mighty John F. I am going to break this out for my 4-year-old daughter the next time she goes scrounging for floor gorp. I may not convince her, but at least she will learn what an Emausaurus is, and why it should fear the Megalosaurus.

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  1. karen says:

    January 26th, 2010at 5:03 pm(#)

    did this with my 5 yr old right now and she gets to eat the bubblegum. she likes it! must print and post.

  2. Nathan says:

    January 27th, 2010at 5:13 pm(#)

    A satisfied customer! Glad to hear it. The flowchart does not allow her to swallow that gum, though, just to be clear.

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