Pure genius from the Foodie Blog at SF Weekly, passed on by the mighty John F. I am going to break this out for my 4-year-old daughter the next time she goes scrounging for floor gorp. I may not convince her, but at least she will learn what an Emausaurus is, and why it should fear the Megalosaurus.
did this with my 5 yr old right now and she gets to eat the bubblegum. she likes it! must print and post.
A satisfied customer! Glad to hear it. The flowchart does not allow her to swallow that gum, though, just to be clear.