If there’s anything we here at DadWagon must concern ourselves with, it is our incredible fame and the corresponding impact it will have on our children, spouses, and Western Civilization. Let us consider this week on the site in the context of those weighty matters.

The Tantrum, as is often the case, was the inspiration for our analysis of complex issues. Should we allow the noxious glare of our flaming famey fameball-ness (to coin a phrase) to singe what little hair our youngsters have?

Matt, predictably, seems to think so. Then again, he sees nothing wrong with using images of his daughter to make a bad joke a point about popular culture. Heavy is he who wears the crown of fame. Christopher, however, thinks differently. His child should not interfere either with his renown or his work. Nathan, meanwhile, wanders the desert, playing journalist and fleeing ghosts. He thinks that his fame is good for children. His wife does not. Theodore was too stoned to mount much of an argument one way or the other. Unlike the straw that stirs the drink, he is the confusion that puzzles the reader here at Dadwagon.

Lest we forget:

• Christopher won an award and we posted an image of a peepee.
• Matt was bitchy.
• Theodore was a stinker.
• Nathan wished he was David Halberstam.

Have a nice weekend. Or don’t. Your kids will still need to be fed, dressed, and entertained.