DadWagon Approves: Russian Lit for Kids

May 11th, 2010  |  by  |  Published in Miscellany  |  4 Comments

From my friend Summer (via McSweeney‘s) comes a round-up of Russian literary classics redone for small children:

Crime and Punishment

Run your hand over Raskolnikov’s scratchy face. He is feverish and pale. Raskolnikov is a murderer. Can the ends ever justify the means?

Master and Margarita
Pet Behemoth’s soft black fur. Behemoth is a giant cat who walks, talks, and discharges firearms. His owner is Satan.

Master and Margarita

Pet Behemoth’s soft black fur. Behemoth is a giant cat who walks, talks, and discharges firearms. His owner is Satan.

If these books existed, I would definitely get them for Sasha. They just better have good illustrations! Hey, Nathan, while you’re in Moscow, can you check around for what Russian kidlit is really like?


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  1. Dad is in the House says:

    May 11th, 2010at 3:48 pm(#)

    That is so awesomely rad! Makes me want to use my French degree again :)

  2. beta dad says:

    May 12th, 2010at 1:45 pm(#)

    I wish someone would have shown me that years ago. Would have save months of laborious reading.

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