Places I’ve Seen Sasha Pee
August 18th, 2011 | by Matt | Published in Health and (Un) Safety | 1 Comment
- In her diaper.
- Through her diaper.
- Through the infinitesimal crack between her diaper and her thigh.
- In her bed.
- On the couch.
- In her undies.
- In her undies and her shorts.
- On a chair at the Van Leeuwen ice cream cafe. (Afterwards: “I didn’t pee on your face, Daddy!”)
- On her bike seat.
- On the sidewalk.
- On my lap.
- In the potty at school yesterday HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
