This, from DadWagon reader JF, responding to the post “Asian Woman  + Jewish man: The New Math”:

I am a Jewish American man living in Singapore. Your satirical post is spot on. I am newly, seriously involved with a native Singaporean of Chinese descent. Besides being beautiful physically, she is probably the warmest, most thoughtful, most open woman with whom I have ever been involved. And of course, she loves me because of my huge schlong.

Truth hurts, goyim. Happy New Year.